Double knots.  Ever heard of them?

Gender aside, I think we can all agree that this Northwestern PG had less awareness than the blind kid in Dumb and Dumber petting the dead parrot.


What was she thinking?!  How can you stop to tie your shoe in the middle of the game?  It’s so inconceivable, there is only one explanation.  Geno Auriemma.  That’s right.  I said it. Maybe if that bastard wasn’t on a 100 game winning streak, other teams would have the desire to actually compete and not tie their shoes in the middle of a game.

Now that I have gotten that out of my system, I have to give credit where credit is due.  Props to Rutgers for the hustle.  Making Don Imus proud!  It would have been unforgivable if Rutgers allowed the Northwestern PG had gotten away with tying her shoes and maintaining possession.  Something like that would have imploded the program from the inside out and could possibly take centuries to rebuild.  Thankfully, Rutgers Women dodged that bullet last night.